5 Questions Women have for men

If we women could ask ten men five questions, what would they be? Do you really think they would answer any of the questions without hedging or thinking about it for a really long time?

Here's your chance. What 5 questions would you ask ten men of different ages?

1. Why do you have to snore so loudly?

Stop snoring so loudly that we women can't hear planes flying overhead. Go to the doctor and get it taken care of.

2.Why do you always have to drive the car?

Why do men just go over to the driver seat , sometimes when it even isn't their car?
Do they think we women really can't drive? We can give birth to babies, but we can't drive, huh?
We'll switch, you give birth to the babies, and we'll drive the car from now on.

3.Why can't you pick up after yourself?

You say you pick up after yourself---NOT! I found your socks stuffed under your recliner. Yuck! Hang up your own coat next time, and pick up your own shoes. Your mother retired a long time ago.

4.What are you thinking about?

Yes, we'd really like to know. You guys are so complicated, yet so simple all at the same time, But yet, you don't share what you have on your mind. Even if a guy has a really bad day he won't tell us women about it. Maybe you'll live longer if you share.

And the most important question of all:

5.Do you think I'm pretty?

Yes, you need to tell us all the time. That's why we're in this relationship in the first place, so you can tell us how great we look. If you don't tell us, we'll have to go up to perfect strangers on the street, maybe in bars, and ask them how we look in this new dress. If you tell us without us asking, then---guys--- you'll be scoring big time in the bedroom.