5 Questions Women have for men

If we women could ask ten men five questions, what would they be? Do you really think they would answer any of the questions without hedging or thinking about it for a really long time?

Here's your chance. What 5 questions would you ask ten men of different ages?

1. Why do you have to snore so loudly?

Stop snoring so loudly that we women can't hear planes flying overhead. Go to the doctor and get it taken care of.

2.Why do you always have to drive the car?

Why do men just go over to the driver seat , sometimes when it even isn't their car?
Do they think we women really can't drive? We can give birth to babies, but we can't drive, huh?
We'll switch, you give birth to the babies, and we'll drive the car from now on.

3.Why can't you pick up after yourself?

You say you pick up after yourself---NOT! I found your socks stuffed under your recliner. Yuck! Hang up your own coat next time, and pick up your own shoes. Your mother retired a long time ago.

4.What are you thinking about?

Yes, we'd really like to know. You guys are so complicated, yet so simple all at the same time, But yet, you don't share what you have on your mind. Even if a guy has a really bad day he won't tell us women about it. Maybe you'll live longer if you share.

And the most important question of all:

5.Do you think I'm pretty?

Yes, you need to tell us all the time. That's why we're in this relationship in the first place, so you can tell us how great we look. If you don't tell us, we'll have to go up to perfect strangers on the street, maybe in bars, and ask them how we look in this new dress. If you tell us without us asking, then---guys--- you'll be scoring big time in the bedroom.

Forgot to add that the Questions for men blog will happen tomorrow or the next day. I lead a life besides this okay.

Breast Health and Questions women have for Men

My first official blog entry and I'm going to tell you about breast health. When I went to the gynecologist for my yearly she said that women over 40 need to get official x-ray breast exams every two years. Women over 50 need to get them done once a year. I thought okay great here we go, she's going to tell me to get this done as well as going to the gynecologist every year now.
By the way I'm not 50 yet.

Now there are about a hundred things I can think of off the top of my head that I would rather do than get a breast exam done--like cleaning the entire house from top to bottom sounds better than this. In the hour I had to wait to get this exciting event completed, I read an entire Reader's Digest, made several phone calls, and had plenty of time to think.

I wasn't even nervous. I figured I'd already been through enough in my life, this would be easy. I realized that it was so easy to get done that I will get it done every two years like my doctor said. The room was set up just for women--all pink and purple(my favorite colors), and a woman could change right there in this huge room--alone.

Gone were those horrid little changing rooms where I had to change and wait for seemingly days on end for someone to come get me. One time when I waited for my first breast x-ray exam a man came to get me, to take me to this huge sterile looking white walled room--all this while I'm wearing a hospital gown that I had to wear with the back facing the front-- with no bra on, but with pants on and carrying my purse containing everything I needed in it for my one year old.

This time around the experience was so much nicer. Somebody along the way must have figured out that women don't like being walked down the hall with their breasts hanging out---unless maybe you're a supermodel and you're getting paid tons of money. When I left, I realized that I'm so happy to live in America where we women can get this done, in a short amount of time to ensure that we stay healthy. I thought it's a lot easier than the other alternative--never getting it done and possibly dying young.

So women go to your gynecologist once a year. I wasn't because my husband's insurance kept changing. When the doctor tells you to get a mammography done---get it done. We have to take care of ourselves, because we are the ones that take care of our families. It doesn't take long, it hurts a little, your pride may get stung a little, but we're worth it. When I was actually getting it done, I thought I'm doing this for my family. I also thought , if a model can stand there in her undies or topless in front of a lot of people than I can do this.

What This Blog is About

I will be writing and updating this blog on a weekly if not daily basis. I've been writing my entire life. With the availability of the Internet, and certain sites designated just for writing I have been writing every day for the last three months. I've actually gotten so much better that even my family members can understand what I'm talking about now. I just wish that I had started doing this about ten years ago, because by now I'd be making a pretty good living at this writing thing.

With that said I just want to let everyone know what I will be writing about. Considering that I'm a stay at home Mom, I'll be writing on many different areas concerning children, schools, entertainment, women's health, women's issues, sometimes politics, and other areas as they come up. I hope you enjoy reading this site. I have a great sense of humor, and see things in a different light than most people. It's to the point that where ever I go I see a humorous side to just about everything.

Everything can be written about. That's why I take a notebook every where I go. But I will not be writing about everything that I see and do in my life, (at least not here), because that would become downright boring. As my writing gets better, so to will this blog.

ENJOY!! Please remember that I am a stay at home Mom and I'm used to being yelled at and ignored on a daily basis, but I just can't take nastiness.

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