Monday, September 17, 2012

Ten Simple, Common Sense Rules of Life

With stardom comes a certain price tag. Stars are seen by numerous fans and non fans wherever they go. If they appear intoxicated, and half naked in a public place, then people will take pictures and talk about them.
 When Prince Harry took off all of his clothes at a party in his room, he had to know people would take pictures, and he'd get negative publicity. Kate Middleton had to know she would be photographed topless with her husband when she was on vacation at a more private home.
It only goes to say that stars who want their careers to last for a long time, act with class, and keep a down to earth approach to life, as Jennifer Aniston has. Members of the Royal Family must adhere to a certain code of conduct. Have we ever seen Queen Elizabeth getting drunk at a royal outing, spewing obscenities at everyone she sees? No----she was raised as a princess is raised, not exposing her breasts for the world to see.

Here are ten common sense, simple rules of life:

1.If you don't want to be photographed topless or naked while outside, or in your hotel room, keep your clothes on.

2.If you want a job, then go get one.

3. If you don't want to be known as a Ho, then don't act like one.

4. If you want to be your own boss, then start your own business.

5.Don't say anything on Social media that you would say to a person face to face. This will save you from arguments, fighting, and hate mail when you say positive, upbeat things on facebook. Or stick to talking about neutral topics like the weather!

6. Keep your shirt on.

7. Never eat Italian food at a family restaurant.

8. Don't play golf when it is lightning outside.

9. Don't spit into the wind.

10. Always cross with traffic.

Pretty straight forward, simple and easy to remember, these ten rules of life will get you through just about any scenario. And if you don't want to be known as a Ho, these rules will help you obtain a decent lifestyle, where your breasts do not make front page news. Unless of course, you want your breasts appearing as front page news. COPYRIGHT 2012!!

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